Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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ok first of all what the fuck
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