Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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