eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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