I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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