Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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