Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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