That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She needs sedatives and a leash
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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