spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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