I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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