Betty ford says i'm here all night
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm always down for nudity.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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