i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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