Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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