The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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