this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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