whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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