I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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