dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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