I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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