S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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