Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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