you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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