Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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