How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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