We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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