i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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