I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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