Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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