Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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