Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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