We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You're breaking my sexual little heart
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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