they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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