Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Hippo gnu deer
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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