Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
cat food counts as protein by the way
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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