...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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