i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm at about main and main street
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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