At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You are a genius and a whore.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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