living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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