I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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