I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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