dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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