I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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