I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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