I just made out with a guy for $7.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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