Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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