So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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