CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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