Me too!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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