talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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