nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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