this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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